If you are a parent, you are guilty of telling one or more of the
following lies to your little rebel. Lying is a necessary part of parenting. Trust me, I know. I’m a
parent too and am not ashamed to admit that I lie occasionally. Hey, it makes
things easier sometimes! Hopefully I’m not the only one out there in this world
that has used these lies. Of course, we don’t mean anything negative from
telling them so don’t worry, these lies won’t permanently damage your kid or
make you a bad parent :) But as we all know,
children grow and get smarter and will catch on!
One: Santa, the Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy really do
exist!
Two: If you pull an ugly face like that again, you'll stay
like that forever!
Three: If you don’t eat all your food you’re never ever going
to grow.
Four: Oh no it’s broken! You can’t play with it anymore. (Meaning
if that toy makes one more sound it really will be broken)
Five: Those aren’t vegetables!
Six: The cartoons are all sleeping so you can’t watch them
right now.
Seven: If you are naughty, Santa will give you a lump of
coal for Christmas.
Eight: Oh wow! What a beautiful drawing!
Nine: I’m listening/Watching
Ten: This will only hurt a little bit.
